Good morning our faithful and loyal menions! I have some very exciting news to share with all of you!

I apologize that our first sermon has not yet been posted, but do not fret dear souls, we will have this posted in no time, that is a promise. To give you a taste of what’s to come, the first sermon topic is going to be about the concept of free love, something we all practice towards our fellow man here in the family.

Now on to the riveting news! First of all, our membership is steadily increasing and we’ve received a lot inquiries from excited potential menions who are struggling in their sad, pathetic lives and are begging us for guidance. Of course, we are more than happy to welcome them into our family with loving, open arms. We are still accepting inquiries and applications for the role of Concubine #1 so if this title interests you, we urge you to act quickly!

A lot of potential family members have asked, just what is in it for me, as a loyal concubine to your quest? Well dear souls, I’m glad you asked! There are so many benefits to joining our family, including but not limited to:

1. Free love (aka orgies, masks encouraged)
2. Taco Tuesdays (when available, prepared by a top chef concubine)
3. Weekly sermons
4. Guidance and Understanding
5. Slavation

and now….EXCLUSIVE MEMBERSHIP CARDS! 

You definitely do not want to leave home without the beautiful exclusive concubine membership card in your wallet!

Namaste my loves, peace, light and love.

Do you feel lost in life? The rat race just isn’t cutting it anymore? Do you need some strong female nurturing mixed with a healthy dash of guidance and understanding?

We can help you. We are your new best friends, Amanda and Daneka, fearless leaders of Join Our Concubine, and we are here for you, our faithful menions.

Here at Join Our Concubine, we seek to help each and every menion in our family reach their life goals in their quest for ultimate fulfillment, and ultimately enlightenment. Sound like a dream come true? Well, it is, and it is attainable, if only you open your heart, mind and wallet to achieving greatness.

What are you waiting for? Join us, my love. Our arms are open to receive you.