Blessed morning to all dearest menions of the Slavenation.
It has been awhile since an official sermon has been posted and for that, High Priestess Amanda and myself are dearly sorry. While we regularly host services for our US-based lemmings, we have sadly neglected our international readership. This shall not happen again. Ye shall not wait again for thine divine blessings!
We of the True Faith have a milestone announcement to make:
High Priestess Amanda has recently purchased our first Join Our Concubine Church van!!!
Isn’t she breathtaking? The glorious turquoise color reminds me of the shimmering serenity of the sea…which matches the all-encompassing omnipotence of your leaders.
This van runs on love and gasoline, but remember, nothing in life is free (except your servitude and labor duh). We implore you to continue tithing like the true followers that you are! Only those who give of their material possessions will be allowed to ride with us with us on our journey to the Ninth Gate of Eternal Bliss.
Send all your worldly assets and life savings to us now for a front seat ticket on the glory van to eternal life and slaveation!
Namaste,
High Priestess Daneka + Amanda
Join here for the free love 
I would love to learn more about your organization. I have been looking for something to be apart of. Im a Hispanic and black female. No kids im 38 i have a education.
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Welcome to the fold, my child.
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How can i join and be apar? Is it racial base or come one come all.
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We do not in any form discriminate, anyone is welcome to join, we accept all those who promise to give loyalty!
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Okay well how do I join? And w hat are my steps? You can email me at lolad802@gmail.com and Thank you for responding back.
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Much like getting saved, all you have to do is promise that you will dedicate your heart and earthly resources to the greater good of the family. Your all encompassing love and commitment is all you need to be granted eternal slavation. Your name is in the good book.
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