Menions of the true faith:

A very important annual event is on the threshold and your attendance is not only expected, but required. We of Join Our Concubine are proud to present…

First Annual Piscean High Priestess Birthday Ceremony

You are cordially invited to partake in the eating of Fudgie the Whale cake, washed down with our sacred drink Tang (or beer for the buffoons amongst us), and dance the night away around a fire pit singing psalms of praise and worship. A special live sermon will be delivered by your High Priestesses that you will not want to miss. Or shall we say, YE SHALL NOT DARE TO MISS.

Please arrive in cult attire aka white, or at minimum, light colors. It matters not that it is before Labor Day, WE COMMAND THEE. I expect every loyal menion to be in attendance as my original concept of a clown-themed extravaganza was met with much dismay by the larger family. As your omnipotent leader, I try my best to consider the opinion of others and ultimately, I wanted you little pissants to have a great evening. I mostly certainly did not want anyone taking refuge in the McDonald’s across the street to escape childhood fears. Though I will point out that Ronald resides in the land of the golden arches and I did consider briefly hiring the folks at McD’s for an official birthday kickoff complete with Happy Meals because I’m basically a 5 year old. Anyway I digress….

Saturday March 12. 9pm. Hot Bird. Wear white. Bow to me upon entrance. Come bearing gifts of Frankincense and Myrr. Drink sweet beverages and partake in free love with thy fellow lemmings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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