Good evening, dear patient sheeplings! I know that you are all waiting patiently on the edge of your seats for our next sermon, and do not fret, as it is coming and will be well worth the wait. The truth awaits all those who dareth to read!

Tonight though, I come bearing riveting news. Hold on to your seats! I am very excited to announce that our cult is making great strides! We currently have devoted menions all over our great nation, as well as Canada, Brazil, France, Poland, UAE, South Africa, Japan, Singapore, and as of today, Brunei! The family is stronger than ever, and our numbers swell by the day! Ya’ll know I’m checking the analytics on this ‘ish. Your leadership never sleeps.

That’s right. We are GLOBAL. We are a family. We are one love. Please continue to spread the word (and your legs dear menions) far and wide, because we are coming for you, future concubines and your assets!

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