Good morning, dear menions, thank you for your patience with your faithful leaders as an infiltrator entered our family with plague bacteria. As a result, your leaders have been battling the black plague cough for nearly 2 weeks, but do not fret, my loves. The family and its leadership retained our rock solid strength and the plague has been lifted.

As promised, I want to speak to you all about free love, and what it means to the Join Our Concubine community. As a family of menions, it is important that we all continue to support our brothers in their chosen paths of enlightenment, but the only way to do so is to ensure that each brother is operating at his/her finest. This is where free love enters into the equation, as none of us can operate to our highest potential without the all encompassing, all consuming feelings that love creates. Understand my dear menions, that love comes to us in many shades and flavors. There is familial love, passion and infinite varying degrees between.

In the Join Our Concubine family, we understand that the love you feel for one brother may not be as strong as the passion you feel for a fellow sister, and that, dear readers, is okay. Our only ask is that at the apex of your love pyramid reside two omnipotent, enlightened souls: Amanda and Daneka, your high priestesses of leadership and strength. Any other love you may feel can be expressed more fully at our monthly love orgies.

As a member of our family, it is required that you show love to all your brothers and sisters (but mostly brothers here) by attending these monthly love orgies. Remember also that there is no distinction in the family between sexual orientation. While you may have a preference for women, you must also show love to your brothers, preferably within the throes of passion. Amanda and Daneka will provide the sweet nectar to get everyone in the family in the loving mood: Tang. That’s right my menions, this isn’t Jonestown, we are infinitely above drinking Kool-aid in this joint. Tang is our beverage of choice here at Join Our Concubine and you are expected to partake. Please note that your high priestesses do not always partake in the activities of the party, but rather, we preside over the festivities and provide encouragement, cheerleader style. You must remember that it is only through love practitioning that you reach the 9th gate of eternal bliss.

Reaching the 9th gate is the ultimate goal for all loyal concubines. Your fearless leaders of course, reached it long ago.

Defectors of the parties shall be dealt with, a la’ Eyes Wide Shut style. Believe us, you really don’t want to be the first to find out what happens to a Judas amongst us. 

With omnipotent love that flows throughout every vein in your body, from head to toe and every muscle in between,

Namaste, my lovers

– Daneka and Amanda, high priestesses of the 1st order

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